NEWS

1. Lizards Launch National Labor Union
2. Waitress Sues Reporter Over 'Spiked Tea' Article
3. Top Secret Dispatcher School Partly Reveals Itself
4. Assault Hammers Need To Be Federally Regulated, Group Says
5. Sleeping With The Fifth Wheel
6. News Briefs:

   • 'Tonka Bandits' Still At Large

   • Computer-Enhanced DNA Images Speak For Themselves, Lab Says

   • Trucker First Human Infected With Computer Virus

   • 'Truckers Against Childproof Lighters' Cut Back Lobbying Efforts

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