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Crack Abuse Hotline 'Not Really All That Helpful'

Greenville, SC. — "All they wanted to talk about was drugs and stuff," veteran trucker Ted Fungle said following a brief phone call with a local non-profit crack-abuse hotline.  "They didn't seem to have a clue about what I was talking about." 

 

Mr. Fungle later confided that he would continue to seek help.  The 52 year-old trucker has not entirely ruled out suspenders, but is reluctant to employ them, he says, because "I don't want people staring at me."

  

Fungle believes he inherited his persistent affliction from his late father, a non-union plumber.

 

 

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Plans to Drive as One-Person Husband-Wife Team 

Elk City, Vt. —  Taking full advantage of an overlooked loophole in Vermont's new "same-sex union" laws, long-haul trucker Chris Holmes married himself Tuesday evening.

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